Who the Hell Are We?

Pasquinade Press is live from the Internet… and embedded in the heart of middle America.  This is an effort divided equally: faint, hopeful echoes of the wit of the Onion; the elitism of the New York Times; and, most importantly, the journalistic integrity of FOX News.

Let Pasquinade Press be your primary news source- it is way more awesome than the real world anyway.