Last week, Jefferson Elementary School’s Parent-Teacher Association held a bake sale to raise funds for the annual fifth grade formal. However, according to our source, who wishes to remain anonymous, the cupcakes baked by Linda Johnson “totally sucked.”
“She baked hers from scratch to upstage all of us, who used a boxed mix,” the source said. “That showed her. Chai cupcakes? Seriously? What kid is going to go for those?”
While most parents gave the cupcakes a lukewarm review, three PTA members in particular were repulsed by them. “I bet they were vegan or something,” one of the mothers mused.
“I’m pretty sure she’s still upset about her son blowing it in the swim meet last week. She was probably too beside herself to bake a decent batch,” said another mother, also choosing to remain anonymous as she packed a cooler full of juice boxes into the back of her Suburban.
Calls to the Johnson residence were not returned at press time.